Five-star dinner

Dear Sam,

I am not sure what recipe you’d choose to cook the lobster for a five-star meal, but I can see that you’ve added some fancy side dishes. I have heard that the simplest (and perhaps the best) way to eat lobster is to cook it, then lay old newspaper on the table, then eat the lobster on top of the newspaper (no need for plates), and be sure to use lots of melted butter for dipping. Then, when the meal is over, you wrap up the left-over shells in the newspaper and put it in the compost.

Happy reading!