Pinterest board for staff – David

There is a hilarious short story written by Woody Allen, in which he comically interprets lists left behind by a famous artist, a composer I think. I can’t remember the details, but ever since then I’ve paid attention the lists that people accidentally or otherwise leave behind. Typically, such lists can be found tucked into library books, the corners of boardrooms, or abandoned whiteboards. Whenever I come across one, I enjoy piecing together the clues.

So, imagine my absolute delight when I learned that the team had started a list called “Things I know about David.” Here are some of the items carefully noted as they were discovered:

  1. Never does up his coat
  2. Lives alone
  3. Leases his car
  4. Collects change
  5. Went to see Batman in the movie theatre with Geoff
  6. Has a brother
  7. Plays guitar
  8. Eats egg salad sandwiches with green olives
  9. Likes a late lunch
  10. Enjoys potato chips
  11. Favorite chocolate is mint

To this team-produced list I would add:

  1. Has a voice that should be on the radio
  2. Has a great laugh
  3. Doesn’t seem to mind working in an uncomfortably small space interrupted by a weight-bearing pillar

Upon my retirement, I bequeath to you, David, my desk-sized electric fan. Bonus: it works! I hope it makes your office space just a bit more comfortable.

 

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